Rabbits and bunnies have always been thought as cute (and they are!), cuddly (true again), and even comical (true and true!).
Let’s start off with some rabbit jokes, culled from the Internet and my private collection.
Q: What’s the difference between a healthy bunny and a clown bunny?
A: One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny.
Q: What do you name a rabbit who wears a kilt?
Q: What do rabbits sing at birthday parties?
A: Hoppy birthday to you…
Q: How do rabbits in New York City travel from one garden to another?
A: They ride in a taxi cabbage.
Q: What do you call a very rich bunny?
A: A billion-hare.
Q: Which pair of rabbits were famous bank robbers?
A: Bunny and Clyde.
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.
Q: Why do rabbits avoid razors?
A: Because they get rid of hares.
Q: What is a bunny’s motto?
A: Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
Q: Why are rabbits good at math?
A: Because they can multiply quickly!
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunny-moon!
Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
A: Bugs bunny
Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line
Q: What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt?
A: A hot cross bunny
Q: How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
A: Look for the grey hares
Q: Why are rabbits so lucky?
A: They have four rabbit’s feet?
Q: How do you send a letter to a rabbit?
A: Hare mail.
Q. How do bunnies stay fit?
Q: What game do young bunnies play during school recess?
Q: How did the wrestling rabbit win an Olympic gold medal?
A: He had the most hare pins.
Q: What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A: Baby rabbits.
Q: What do you call a really smart rabbit?
A: A hare brain.
Q: Where do you take a rabbit when their hair is too long?
A: A hare stylist.
Q: What did the bunny say to his carrot?
A: Been nice gnawing you…
Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, if it hops right to it.
Q: How many hairs are there in a rabbit’s tail?
A: Zero – they’re all on the outside.
Q: What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished?
A: Hare today, gone tomorrow.
Q: What do you call the rich rabbit?
A: A millionhare.
Q: What kind of books do rabbits like to read?
A: Stories with hoppy endings.
Q: Why did the bunny like the action movie?
A: It was hare-raising.
Q: What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a fake dollar bill?
A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.
Q: What would you call a angry rabbit on a hot day?
A: A hot cross bunny.
Q: What do you call a happy rabbit?
A: An Hop-timist.
Q: What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?
A: A honey bunny.
Q: How is a bunny rabbit like a penny?
A: They both have a head on one side and tails on the other.
Q: How is a bunny like a corn stalk?
A: They both have big ears.
Q: What’s the rabbit’s favorite place to go for breakfast?
Q: Why don’t bunnies use combs?
A: They use hare brushes instead.
Q: What was the rabbit’s favorite dance?
A: The bunny hop.
Q: What do you call a joke-telling rabbit?
A: A funny bunny.
Q: Why did the rabbit get a new job?
A: He wanted more celery.
Q: Why did the girl wash her bunny with shampoo?
A: Because it’s hare was dirty.
Q: Where do rabbits go after they get married?
A: On a bunnymoon.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with lots of money?
A: An heir
Q: What do you call a rabbit comedian?
A: A funny bunny.
Q: Why is Easter so much fun?
A: Because it is egg-citing!
Q: Where does the Easter bunny go to dance?
A: The basket ball.
Wendy Easter Bunny coming?
If you have memory a like a rabbit (oops, I meant elephant), then you remember rabbits are comical.
We have Bugs Bunny (see below).
And we have Roger Rabbit (see below).
And we have the Mach Hare (from Alice in Wonderland – see below).
But my favorite is Harvey (again, see below).
Happy Easter to all my friends and family!